If you know me even a little, you know that driving and I are not best-friendsies.
You may not know that our town has the best egg and cheese biscuit sammie in the world.
And that’s how I ended up at a daunting set of flashing red lights with no clue about how to get myself – and my sandwich to the other side.
Cue: the muscle car stranger who changed my life. This Fairy Godmother Man song is for that heaven-sent, kind human. And you.
What should I do/What does this mean? Should I just wait here for the green/One wrong move I fear/could prove/a fatal misdirection
My red light fairy godmother/ is a pumpkin muscle car man